GOD

"fUNNY HOW P1000 "looks so BIG wen u take it to the church but so small wen u take it 2 d MALL.Funny how long it takes to serve GOD for an hour, but how fast a team plays for 1 hour of basketball. Funny how hard it is 2 read a chapter of the BIBLE, but it is easy to read a 100 pages novel. Funny how people want 2 get a front seat in GAME or CONCERT, but prefer back SEAT at church services. BELIEVE wat the newspaper says, but question wat the the BIBLE says"




think of it db nga2 ka kay tnuod man jud..


hmmmmp

money

"money is not a problem the problem is how to have it"

dont say u dont have it,sbihin m lng ung money mo is ndi sapat to spent sa ndi msyadong importnteng bgay"

love

"be close with someone who makes you happy....


but be closer to that person who cant be happy without you"

dahhhh


ouch noh!


"though we've been apart our relationship is still be very important to me we may not be able to share the day-2-day things anymore that we've shared memories that distance cannot erase"

"destiny chooses the right person for you, all you have to do is wait for him/her to come "



hahaha

20 pud ka?


kekekek

kung badjaw imong destiny musogot d ai ka???


hala cge hulata jud c destiny...heheh

success

"no one can go back and change a bad beggining, but anyone can start now and create a successful ending"

"every successful person has a painful story, every painful story has a successful ending, accept the pain and get ready for success"


"what you put back is what you get back"


mmmm

totz of life

"all that we are is the result of what we thought"

"i refuse to add here to societies perception of academic aptitude and mental ability"



translation:






"KAPOY TUON...



hahaha


hhhmmm

"FACT"


The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain faster and more efficient. That's why you always feet smarter when you're drunk.



pakpak mga palahubog!


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